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Post by Jester Dreamer Thief on Oct 6, 2013 16:36:25 GMT -5
Pearl/Garnet/ Falcon - Sea group Post 1
Pearl For days now she had walked the beach....searching for...something. But really it seemed to go on and on. Looking up to the strange sky and then took a drink of her coffee before she sighed. She had stripped from her jacket and shoes and were carrying them along with the lap top case. She had tried many a time to use it but just got a bunch of the weirdest sights ever. There was however human porn...go figure. She had given up and fallen asleep each night so far and as she had the laptop seemed to recharge...her coffee refill....but she still had no food. She was starving and she wasn't about to eat anything this place had to offer. Well not yet anyway. Who knew how she would feel when the delirium set in, Which as she came to the shore once more she thought she was experience. Why else would a cement box be out in the far distance of the ocean....and what the hell was that on top....an anteni??? Garnet Naked....that's all she was at the moment and of course starving. Least she had all the water she wanted and it wasn't some ungodly pink color. She grabbed the towels and tied them together while tying a bottle of shampoo on the end. She had been exploring the top of her raft....how this much cement didn't sink was beyond her! But she had seen a door the other day and she was tired of being in the damn....sun? She cawled tot he edge and whipped her hand mand knocked before hitting the cement a few times and thenb FINALLY hearing the SMACK of the door. She repeated it over and over and over. Either she would get tired or someone would come out....hopefully not getting smacked in the face but at the moment she just didn't care. Her gun was steady in her other hand as she continued that bam bam bam against the door!
Falcon
Cracking an eye open, he watched the zombie hand finger walk across the floor. The dungeon had been placed back in order since he couldn't take the disorder of it. Once more, the vampire was laid out on the medical table. If it weren't for the fact he knew there was an orange sky and a pink sea outside his dungeon, he'd be golden about now. How many days of solitude had it been again.
That was until the banging on his door. The hand had walked up onto his chest by now. And..the little habit, he started talking to the damn thing. 'I'm not opening.. you do it.' Falcon scowled at the hand on his chest, drumming its fingers on him. 'Look, we're on the open sea, only thing that's gonna be anywhere near this dungeon is bound to be something I really don't wanna deal with.' More drumming of fingers and banging on his door.
Growling, Falcon glared at the door before eyeing the hand. 'Can't you do anything useful like get me a beer, polish my chains..something!' Sitting up he glared at the door. Knowing damn well he'd regret this..he stalked to it and jerked the door open.
Yeap! He so regretted it.. as the nausea welled in his gut. Between all the pink and the blonde.. or..maybe, vampires just didn't float in a concrete box very well. Either way..he was two steps from puking his guts up. 'Aw...fuck.'
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Post by Jester Dreamer Thief on Oct 6, 2013 17:43:20 GMT -5
Kenya/Snarf - Forest...
Meanwhile, Kenya was grinding her teeth. 'HANG ON!' Snarf glared at her as she pulled on a flipper. The other end of the purple pengin was hanging out of the mouth of one huge assed mosquito looking creature.
'Less talk..more pulls...me's not bug food!'
All this, because they got the bright idea to be PRO ACTIVE and try saving thier own asses! That was the last time they took directions from a 5ft tall bat! Kenya yanked on the flipper when the bug creature finally let go, sending both Kenya and Snarf down a ravine to end up face down in another part of the forest.
Kenya blinked as Snarf was sprawled out on top of her. 'Get off.' She muttered under his belly. As the penguin rolled off her, she got to feet, then helped Snarf up. Cheese grin. 'see..that wasn't so bad.'
A round of mad giggles as the purple penguin wonder tried to kick her and ended up flat on his back again. Helping him up again..she giggled at him. Pissed as hell the penguin waddled off ahead of her grumbling about her being bug food next time.
'now now.. don't get your feathers in a bunch.' CACKLE!
Snarf waved a flipper back at her. Something she assumed was like flipping her the bird. 'AHAAHAHAHAH!' There she went giggling again until tears stung her eyes. 'Oh damn.. a penguin flippin' the bird..' Catching up to Snarf she patted his head. 'Get it?'
And, Snarf stomped on her foot right there. 'Bites me!' Kenya snickered. 'I'm sorry.. I really thought the bat may have something there.. I mean..she really liked you.' The penguin stopped turned around and flailed its flippers at her. 'She tried to mate wifs mes!'
No accounting for taste..but yeah. 'So..maybe you're a cute penguin to her.' Snarf lost his little feathery mind. 'BEAR..I'se a BEAR! Wif stuffins!' With a harumph the former bear waddled off fighting with a his sardine can as he waddled to the couch and flopped down snacking on the mini fishies.
Kenya skipped along behind him. 'Ok ok, I'll stop teasing you.' Stepping onto the carpet, she settled next to Penguin and poured some tequila over his head to keep him moist. Before them the trees rustled as Kenya blinked a bit. 'Oh damn.'
Snarf stared wide eyed and shoved his head behind Kenya's back. 'What de hells dat?!?! One eyed womens! Where's deys other eyes at?' HONK!
Wasn't that the question of day as a mass of them surrounded them, being joined by some freaky looking goat like things. 'I think we got bigger issues than that.' If you asked her, those two sides loooked like they were going to square off at any moment.
A shrill screech and baritone roar in response. Yeap! Time to go. Kenya grabbed a flipper and hiked the penguin on her back. 'Hang on Petey!' Seriously, it slipped out.
Kenya took off running as Snarf honked himself silly. 'SNARRRRRRRFFFFF I'se SNARF!' HONK!
Back into the safety of the trees, Kenya ran with a purple penguin on her back. Coming upon a cave, Kenya quickly ducked into it and peered back out breathing hard. 'You're one heavy bird, Snarf.' KICK! And..HONK! Kenya blinked as Snarf managed to kick her and end up on his back again. Smirk.
Picking him, she peered into the cave. Hell if her couch wasn't there, looking all sorts of inviting. Flopping on the couch again, she reached for the Taco Bell bag and dug out a soft taco supreme. Shit never got old. Seriously.. they were like warm everyday. Not even asking how.
Picking up her controller, she flicked on the Xbox. Head tilt as she eyed the add for the latest Star Wars lego mini movie thing...a grin as Chewbacca roared at the end of the add. 'I love that wookie' Kenya cackled.
Behind them...deeper in the cave.. 'MAAAUUUUUURRRRRRRR!'
Kenya choked. Snarf spit out a sardine and...HONK!
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Post by Jester Dreamer Thief on Oct 6, 2013 18:18:41 GMT -5
Emerald/Inanna/ Shar - The Plains
Emerald looked between the women she was camping out with. Another giggle as she refilled her glass of wine and leaned against Shar a bit. 'So...you're Shar..like THE Shar..Tejar's bounty hunter...and...she's...the his....Mistress.' Lean and leer at Inanna. 'He never said you two were this fucking HAWT!' Hic-cup!
Inanna slid her blue eyes to the woman. 'and you are?' She hissed a bit as she crinkled her nose at the peice of jerky in her hand from Shar. This was what she was forced to eat!?
Shar growled again as Emerald smiled at her, copping a feel. 'Me..I'm Emerald..I own the winery at the Heifer Harem Estate..wow..you've got some nice boobs!'
Inanna cackled as she watched the dog bristle at Emerald's omission. 'Does she now? And here I always thought the Dog was all manish and such.'
Emerald giggled squeezing a boob. 'Nope..she's all girlie!' Emerald snickered before scooting over to Inanna. Eyeing Inanna a bit. 'You're a snake right? How cool is that? Wanna glass of wine.. made it myself..and its gooooood!' Emerald dangled the glass under Inanna's nose.
Inanna shifted a bit. At this point anything was better than jerky and water. Snagging the glass she raised it to lips and choked! Blue eyes crossed as she sputtered. 'GAH!'
Emerald squealed in delight. 'HOLY SHIT...you've got awesome boobies to!' Emerald had both hands feeling up the legendary Snake! 'THIS IS THE COOLEST CAMPOUT EVER! Man, no wonder Tejar and Kejar never let us near you two..you're fucking gorgeous.'
Shar let loose an sound that could have been a snicker or chortle. You just never knew with a wolf.
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raven
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Post by raven on Oct 7, 2013 8:09:35 GMT -5
It had been 5 days since Shadow had been dumped on a strange world since than he had discovered that when he wasn't sneezing his head off he still had his ice breath ..which would come in handy if he needed to make a freaking snow cone. And that the stuff in his cooler restocked every 24 hours which for now kept him in fish an root beers...But pretty much like the bear he was not to fond of it and would have preferred a big T-bone. But one worked with what one had . Shadow had left the desert and had entered the jungle carefully picking his way through it for the last 2 days . Not the best move by some but there was purpose in his motives . One was he needed a good vantage point to get a lay of the land an second he needed materials if he was going to survive this place. He had picked a mountain range that looked like it may have had some volcanic activity in the past hell for all he knew it could still be active just waiting for him to find it so it could cook his ass. Either way he was headed up ,the dense jungle just seemed to go out of its way to made his trek harder ..just when he thought he had found one clear path he had to back track an try another way ... this went on for hours an by mid day he was tired..hungry ,pissed off an in need of a 2 week shower ..bluntly he stunk . Finding shade was no problem it was the humidity of the jungle and for some odd reason it felt like gravity here was heavier ..but he was chalking that up to his lose of his dragon form. He sat down an rested his back against what he hoped was a tree,His bundle put down beside him..he had for a use for the hip waders after some trail an error he was able to pack his stuff into them a make a sort of back pack..it was not pretty but it worked. He fished his hand into it an dug out a root beer, he rubbed his nose before he used his ice breath on the can to chill the drink than sat back savoring the cold liquid as he relaxed a bit. Every bone in his body ached and it was just too damn hot to eat this time of day. So for the next few hours he sat there waiting for it to cool off a bit. The last few days had begun to take a toll on Shadow. He was alone here for all he knew and old memories that had been buried long ago were beginning to surface once more. For those that knew his story Shadow had spend many of his years in seclusion banished by tiamat on a planet stripped of his magic making escape impossible. Day by day he was regressing back to this state of mind becoming untrusting of everything around him with drawing into himself once more. The only thing he thought about now was survival. Night slowly fell over the world an a restless sleep over took him. And old night mares came to surface as well further tipping his mental balance. Tossing an turning most of the night left him unrested by the time the first rays of light touched the sky. While the morning was still cool he shouldered his gear an began to climb upward again. Sometime during the trek he stumbled across a small stream. The water was a odd color but nothing on this planet was normal. Finding a deep enough part in the stream he stripped down an spent just enough time there to bathe and cool off a bit before moving on. Oddly he had not noticed that the jungle had grown silent. As if it was holding its breath. His journey took 2 more days before he reached a valley between the mountain's . He wandered about until he found a small clearing where he would set up a campsite. When he had a small fire going he took one of the fish out an placed it on a make shift spit to cook ...the fire was small so it would take some time to cook giving him time to explore the area. He was looking for things to make weapons with thankfully he still retained some of his memories of the rezz learning about things an signs to look for. He had picked this area for a reason an now began his search for anything that might be a old lava flow... After what seemed like hours of trial an error Shadow finally found what he had hoped for ..Obsidian or something very similar to it...it seemed a bit denser than the stuff back on earth ..He had to leave the find for a bit in order to find a good size rock ..He returned an used this to begin breaking off useable shards to makes arrow heads and other various weapons ..when he had a ample supply he returned to the camp site an sat down for a cold drink and another fish dinner.... 14
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raven
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Post by raven on Oct 11, 2013 16:22:32 GMT -5
Kenya choked. Snarf spit out a sardine and...HONK! WHATS DEE FUCKS IS DATS!! screamed the purple wonder and his eyes popped out of his head. RUNS KENYAS!! yelled as he waddled for the opening...there was another roar behind him and the bear lost it. Now had he been his cute lil teddy bear self he would have ran to the back of the cave with his wifflebat an beat the hell out of what ever was back there. But in his current form he was leaning fast that petey was a big chicken shit. Now a few things happened after that roar..after days of eatting taco bell and sardines ..bad things are bond to happen...the lil purple wonders stomach rumbled loudly and what happened next sent the lil bear over the edge as he ripped a fart in the small cave. The cloud of noxious fumes that filled the cave would have gagged a dragon. It made mustard gas look like a bottle of perfume....hearing the sound coming from his butt the bear screamed !!' OHH HELLS!!MES LEAKING AIRS!! MES DONT WANTS TO BES A FLATS BIRD!! ' At the entrance of the cave he tripped and his penguin ass went rolling down the hell bouncing off what seemed like every damn tree in the forest cussing his brains out ..' son of bitches!!! THUNK!! ...muthersfuckers!! who put all these tress in dee ....THUNKS!! ohhh for fucks sakes!!! MES SHOE!!!' When he stopped rolling he lay there a moment waiting for the world to stop spinning,,' hates dis place mes does...mes evers gets mes bodies back mes soooo going to kills dis fucking bowling pins!
He spent the next half hour trying to get up each attempt just pissed him off even more where was kenya's!!?? He looked around and hollered for her . KENYAS!!! WHERES YOUS AT!!?? The bear looked backup the hill seeing no street rat. Snarf went into panic mode and through the wood he went hopping small flippers waving wildly in the air as he screamed to the top of his lungs..' HELPS!! <HONK> sonofabitches STOP DATS!! HELPS..SOMETHINGS GOTS KENYAS AN MES A FUCKING BOWLING PINS WIF FEETS!!! ...' Not to far away Shadow was taking a break from exploring..he had hunted early that morning an had taken down what looked like a small dear..damn thing had 2 heads an razor sharp teeth .but hey just because it looked like it had been fucked up by a bag of skittles didn't mean it could not be eaten. He was roasting a hunch of meat over the fire an for a moment he thought he heard screams. He listened closely but all was silent. He give a shrug an went back to fixing his meal turning the meat slowly over the fire..the rest would be turned into jerky because he was just sick of fish at the moment. Snarf was hop-waddling through the forest flippers flapping in the air when suddenly something yanked his ass up into the air by his feet . He had stepped into one of Shadows snare traps but this one was a bit flawed .Instead of snaring the bear/penguin it acted like a catapult an shot the bear through the air. Shadow was chewing on a chuck of meat when he hear a blood curdling scream..He was in mid chew when his eyes saw something shoot up over the tree tops in the distance..he watched it slowly arch through the midday sky..his head tilted slightly a brow going up as he heard a long an loud.'SSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN OOOOOOOFFFFF BBBBBIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHHHHSSSSSS!!. When Snarf went sailing through the air and up over the tree tops he was sure he was dead...than he remembered..he had wings!! lil flippers flapped as fast as he could get them to flap but as he started his decent an the ground came up faster an faster the lil bear doubled his effect but to no avail.. From where Shadow sat he heard the creature scream to the top of his lungs. ' OHHH YOUS GOTS TO BE FUCKINGS WIF ME!! MES HATES FUCKING PENGUINS!!!!! said just before he hit the ground an went bouncing like a super ball. Shadow watching all this dumbstruck..was that....a penguin trying to fly ? ....it was one of the few times in his life that the man just lost his shit an almost choked on his dinner as the purple birds look of terror on its face right before it hit the ground had him rolling on the ground laughing so hard his sides hurt an he was having trouble breathing. Snarf was not amused if he could have held a gun at that moment he would have murdered the dragon. 'Don't just lays dere laughing yous big stupid dragons !!helps ME UPS!!! Shadow tried standing but he was laughing to damn hard ,he howled when the bir/bear tried to get up an just rolled across the ground like a broken weeble. The bears shit fit wasn't helping matters much only causing the man to laugh harder. But he finally managed to get up and help the bird stand an was rewarded with a kick to his ankle. Mes hates yous all!! Kenyas in troubles and yous is a assholes!! Now stops laughing!! ' Hearing the street rat was here as well as him an the bear thing snarf had his full attention. Where is she ? Snarf looked back an pointed with a flipper. Hers up deres in a caves !!
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Post by Jester Dreamer Thief on Oct 12, 2013 8:07:42 GMT -5
Kenya/Snarf/ Shadow - Er....somewhere in the mountains and caves.
Kenya ceased flaying her arms over and kicking her legs as she bounced along slung over the shoulder of...well...a Wookie! No Shit! They were actually real!?!?!? Folding hands under her chin she simply stared behind them watching her living room follow them.
'Least you could do is hand me my controller, you over grown walking carpet.' She muttered under her breath.
This had to be the strangest thing yet! Sitting there, minding their own business. Taco Bell and sardines and Tequila. Nothing but hours of scrolling Netflix, logging in some time on Assassin's Creed while they figured out their next move.
There just had to be an ad for Stars Wars Lego Wars. Chewbacca had to appear on her screen and POOF.. out of nowhere, she's being yanked by the back of her neck over the shoulder of one of them.
She'd come utterly unglued if Han Solo popped up. Though, a ride on the Millenium Falcon may just make up for all this crazy. Alas, for now, she was an accessory.
Deeper into the caverns of the mountain, she wondered if Snarf had gotten away. Finally, the wookie stopped and let her slide down to feet, keeping a furry paw?! on her shoulder.
A grumble as she eyed him. 'You know...werewolves have the sense to groom these. Really! Look at your..paw..you can't even find them!' Eye roll. 'I'm talking to a wookie.'
The thing peered down at her and 'Mwwwwaaaaaaarrrrrrr!' Kenya oddly, wasn't afraid as she folded her arms over her chest as she eyed him. Why should she be afraid? She was cuter than Han Solo on his best day! Tapping her foot she shrugged. 'Just sayin' I mean every girl likes a well groomed..wookie.'
Turning around dark eyes widened. This..she hadn't expected. No clue why, considering nothing made a damn bit of sense in this place. One-eyed women, goat people..why shouldn't there be a herd of Wookies eyeing her.
A little wave of hand. One wookie she may be able to handle. A herd? Crap, why did her brothers get phenonmenal cosmic strength! 'Hey..how's it hanging?' Little twitch of a smile offered.
Her 'personal' Wookie started all over with the roaring behind her. The others joined in resulting in what had to be the oddest conversation that she wasn't a part of. One curious wookie sniffed at her then poked her abdomen with a paw.
WHAM!
Kenya blinked as the thing went flying into a wall with the help of a sucker punch from her wookie behind her. Turning to glance up at him, she arched a brow at him. 'remind me not to piss you off.' She muttered, rewarded with another of his roars and what she was going to assume was a Wookie smile.
Another conversation ensued to the point Kenya grew bored. Under her wookie's gaze she meandered over to her couch and flopped down. Picking up her controller, she flicked on the TV and Xbox.
Beside the couch, the others gathered, quickly becoming frustrated that they couldn't join her. Imp grin. 'Hehehe..sucks don't it!' Picking up her Tequila she took a hefty swing and hissed. 'Feeeeeeel the burn!' Snicker.
Another ad flicked across her screen. 'Beta Galaxy Cruise...400,000 crillion.' Stare. Kenya turned her head to the wookies. 'What in the nine hells is a crillion? Where is the Beta Galaxy? Dammit..speak Afrikkaans? English...something'
Her wookie tried to join her on the couch and roared sadly as he was bounced off the invisible force around it. Kenya took another swig from the bottle watching him. 'Fine..fine..just you.' She muttered.
Next thing she knew, she had a walking carpet flopping on her couch beside her. 'Shed on my couch..and Let me tell you, Callista will shave you before you can say..'Mwwwwaaaarrrrr!' Her best Wookie impression and all!
The wookie gave her a toothy smile as the damn thing wiggled on the couch, then slid off and leaned its head against her legs, taking her controller from her. For something with no hands, damned wookie was rocking her XBox as it hit the latest free game.
Kenya arched a brow as he started a game and layeth the smackdown on some boys. A shrill giggle from her as she took another swig from her tequila and leant forward.
'You rock! I'm so naming you..Spartacus!'
Reaching for the controller, the game was on! Street Rat vs. the Wookie Spartacus. Someone really should have told her the quickest way to a Wookie's heart is through total bloodshed.
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