Something Fuzzy this way comes....

[raven]

Ahhhh how peaceful the last few days have been,,the sun was shinning,the cabs were honking, an the sounds of the city filled the morning air..all was peaceful in the land. With one small exception of a bored lil teddy bear named Snarf. The say idle paws are the devils workshop and right now the small bear was up to things that made even the old devil himself raise a eye brow an mumble." ohhhhh fuck' In the room he was given were piles of toys....most had been,,how shall we say this..have had their entertainment value greatly enhanced.. A modified paintball gun with bag of holding spell cast on the ammo holder..this allowing the gun to now hold a few hundred pounds of powered sugar...next on the list was a pocket fisherman ,helium tank, some ballons, small hand held battery powered fans, a slinky,some yo-yos made out of c-4 the strings replaced with fuses.a Nerf Vortex Revonix360 Blaster with the plastic disk ammo replaced with small magnetic mines with remote detonator,a few pounds of Rohypnol ,a spare ammo holder for the paintball gun packed with the hottest powered spices on the planet..Volcano Dust made from volcanic peppers...and 1 box of twinkies for a snack .
All this was crammed into a backpack which the bear shouldered. He scamperred out of his room an into kenya's to check on her ..He needed to keep her busy while he was gone ..He peered around her room pondering this problem a long time..now an than he glanced to her sleeping for on the bed wondering how she slept so sound as loud as she snored. A excited look came over him as he got a idea..taking out a small disk from a pouch he placed it on the floor than touched the center of it than ran like hell out of the room as it began to silently spin cotton candy filling the room from floor to ceiling and wall to wall..pretty sure that should keep her busy..Out of the penthouse he went and once in the hall hitched a ride on the bottom of a food cart heading down to the kitchen..once on the lower level he slipped out the back way and keeping out of sight as much as possible began his journey to the place where all the answers lay..Madison's school...the bear had a plan an with luck it might be able to capture one of them critters an bring it back to the lair..at the moment he was aiming for the muntant bunny just to get some shits and giggles to see the expression on Tejars face when he gave it to him as a gift.
After 3 hour's and a few twinkies later the lil bear was crouched down just outside the gates of the school and started playing with the pocket nintendo to wait for night fall.

[Jester Dreamer Thief]

Waking up to a room full of cotton candy had to be the sickest thing ever..if you weren't a kid. Dark eyes leveled on the unicorn stirring beside her as it shimmered and Baal sat beside her. 'I leave you alone for one night and you still get into trouble?' He grinned at her. Plucking a wad he popped it in his mouth. 'Snarf's really crafty. Wonder what he's up to?'

Kenya snorted. 'Tricksy Bear. One day I'm going to take his seams apart.' Baal grinned at her as he leant over the side of the bed and patted cotton candy to the side to get at her backpack. Shoving the unicorn safely inside he laid back in the bed and tugged Kenya to him. 'We could just stay here for a bit.' A wicked little grin as he whispered in her ear. 'mistress.' watching her jaw tick just cracked him up everytime.

'Or..you can eat our way out.' He supplied, drumming fingers on his chest. 'You like cotton candy.' Kenya shrugged. 'I did.' Eyeing each other, the two slid off the bed on opposite sides. Weaving through the cotton candy they carved out a barrier between the bed and the rest of it. Flopping on the floor they eyed each other. 'Normally, I'd say you look good enough to eat...' Baal began as he plucked a wad from her braids. 'but this is a bit much. Where do you think he went, to go through this much trouble..and more importantly.. why didn't he take me along.' Smirk.

Kenya poked him. 'Shut up. He's up to something alright and when I get my hands on him..' Pause as she plucked a wad off the wall beside her and ate it. 'it'll serve him right if I puke all over him.'

[raven]

Now unlike the humans cute lil bears didn't need a bag of tools to break into places ..nope the trick was that when your small ,fuzzy an cute you just had to find the right place to park yourself an sooner of later someone would help you get in. And thats just what he did ..near dark he had worked his way over to the front door an sat down in front of the door being very still.an sure enough someone spotted him and within minutes he was put intot he lost an found bin in the office. While he waited for the school to close up for the night he took himself a lil nap awaking a few hours later. After rubbing the sleep from his eyes an having a few twinkie's he hopped out of the box pilfering a few items that caught his attention.
Being around the folks from the house the small bear though annoying an always into trouble had spent his time wisely learning certain skills from the people around him and now was the time to shine,,he climbed up into a desk chair and looked around making sure he was alone before he turned on the computer while it warmed up he opened his back pack and dug around inside it distracted for a moment finding the lost butterfinger candy bar he had lost ..as he munched on it he than took out a usb drive an plugged it into the system..fuzzy fingers buzzed across the keys an within minutes he was downloading the systems secured files and transmitting them back to his laptop back at the lair,,,so while the system worked he eat his candy bar humming to himself the song ' swining on a star' once all the files were uploaded he planted a files that wiped the database. Back at the lair the laptop in his room was decrypting the data and tapping into the security cams. so they would have eyes on sight .
Out of the office the bear came the usb drive he swallowed just in case he was caught no one would find it..Now he took out the some ballons, sting, the small tank of helium and the hand held fans,,yes he had thought all this out <lo> putting the back pack on again he tied off one end of the stings to the straps of the back pack than began filling ballons with helium,,until he had enough that he was floating 3 feet off the floor. once he was floating the paintball gun loaded with powdered sugar came into play, Pulling it out of the backpack he squeezed off a few rounds sending a huge cloud of powered sugar down the hallway,,not seeing any laserbeams he Then took the hand held fans he turned them on high an holding one in each paw he became the worlds first HindenSnarf.floating down the hall using the fans to direct him.the small bear was having a freaking blast an was even singing.

mes will pulls da trigger, just to see yous dies
No remedys to make mes come alives
me's ticking like a times bombs, no fuse just guts and gore
Initiate the burning of the core

me's count down to 0, pull the triggers, no paroles
No mercys - no mercys on your souls!!!

Kills by any means necessary
Wins by any means necessary
Lives by any means necessary
Dies by any means necessary..........

[raven]

After a few distractions and 30 minutes playing with the elevator buttons Snarf finally made it to the lower levels where they had first seen the mutant bunny..digging around inthe back pack he pulled out a fedora and slipped it onto his head running fuzzy fingers along the brim as he spoke to himself. ' Going to makes dat things a offer hims cant refuse me is' silently he took out the paintgun loaded with the powered sugar. He checked to make sure it was loaded before proceeding down the hallway..He snuck along the walls stopping now an than to sniff the air. one by one he checked the rooms each housing some sort of mutant animal. he made notes on the room numbers that he might need to come back to later ..just incase someone else wanted a pet...in room 27 he found what he was looking for ..the giant ass bunny from hell was curled up sleeping a evil lil grin as he eased into the room whispering softly.' ahhh whats up doc?' soft steps as he tip toed across the floor closer and closer to his prey ..the small bear had no fear in him as he stood just inchs away from bunnyzilla it was a lot bigger than he recalled ..what the hell were they feeding this thing?! No matter he wanted it an he was going to have it ..gently he crawled up on top of it and ease his way down its head when he was in the spot he needed to be in the barrel of the paint gun was jammed up into one nostril of the critters nose and a rapid 'THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP' was heard as he fired off as many times as he was able as he screamed .' MES BACK!!! as clouds of powdered suger filled the critters nose an lungs and one could swear it was seeping out of its ears at one point .
The rabbit just seemed to loose its mind and was thrashing on the floor coughing up clouds of the stuff as it fought to get some air not filled with sugar. the bear was thrown off an landed a few feet away and pointed to it as it became enraged' yous My bitch now rabbit!!!

The rabbit roared an charged at the bear going to rip the lil bastard to lil pieces but the bear never moved it oddly just stood there and threw its arms up an screamed ' YOUS MOMMA WAS POT OF RABBIT STEWS!!! GO AHEAD EATS ME BITCH!!! ' and he flips the rabbit off. The taunts worked and just fueled the rabbits anger . It landed on the bear an took hold of it with its razor sharp fangs shaking it like a rag doll.. so whats the bear do ? ' I SAID EATS ME YOUS BIG PUSSY!! YOUS FIGHTS LIKE A BUNNY SLIPPER...WITH A FOOTS UP YOUS ASS!! .
The bear was tossed up intot he air as as it came down it landed in the rabbits mouth an was swallowed whole..the rabbit had had enough of the bear and ended it ...or so it thought ...it returned to its corner still pissed while mean while inside its stomach the bears plan was unfolding .

The bear was really needing to start planning things better it was all he could do to keep from gagging ..inside the rabbits stomach he put on a head light an turned it on high ..and regreted it ..he would have nightmares about this but he had things to do ....digging around his pack he found the drugs he had bought and poured the whole thing into the things stomach and used a spoon to stir it around ....he than tosed the spoon aside not wanting it anymore and just had to wait for them to take effect...so to keep from being to board he played a game ...called Rabbit Punch....he started singing loudly as he punched any organ he was able too:: yous puts yous left paw in you puts your left paws out ,,yous puts your left paws in an shakes it all abouts you yous puchs the rabbits kidneys and yous gives a great big shouts !! dats whats its all about !!