The Dragon's Court

[raven]

Que intro music.....

you are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Shelldon Hawk. The people are real! The cases are real the rulings are final.this is Judge Shelldon.

This is the plaintiff Mr Kibbles and Bits he is accusing his former owner of sexual abuse,assualt,emotional distress,and sueing for 100 million dollars.
This is the defendent Tejar Kabal who says he has no idea why he is even in court that he had no wrong doing...

Parrot: raises yous rights hands..do you swears that dee testimonys yous is about to gives todays is dee truth dee whole truth and nothing but dee truths so helps you Gods?
. Yous mays be seated.

Judge Shelldon.:: opens the files an looks through them before looking to Mr Kibbles an bits an holds up a sign: You may state your case.
M.r Kibbles : Thank you your honor. I am here today sueing Mr Tejar Kabal here for sexual abuse,asssualt ,emotinal distress and attempted murder. On countless occations Mr Kabal has repeatedly choked me and shaken me to the point of where I was throwing up..many a time he has slapped me around when I refused to stand at attention. and the times I was forced to and able to stand at attention he further abused me by sticking me in dark dank,wet places for hours on in with no reguards to my well being kowing full well I was throwing up to the point I was dry heaving. A time or two I have managed to escape but he always finds me an drags me back. Your honor this abuse has been going on for years .every day he is busting my balls I am seeking 100 million dollars in damages and asking the court to grant a restraining order that will keep Mr. Kabal away from me at least 100 miles.

[Jester Dreamer Thief]

For the love of the Gods, life just didn't get anymore hilariously twisted than this. He was on trial at the House of Lords, his own home..on charges of abuse..sexual abuse and emotional stress..by his own..cock and balls! He sat in stunned silence attired in traditional garb. The white linen pants were a stark contrast to his deep tanned skin and ebony black hair that flowed past shoulders. The sandals on his feet simplistic. The heavy khol lined his eyes accented by the headdress that rested heavily upon brow.

Beside him sat his sister Kenya, dressed similarly in her priestess robes, both eyed his ranting Kibbles n Bits as it fired off charge after charge. Kenya's dark eyes narrowed a bit. 'dark..dank..wet..places' She muttered. 'I may pin your kibbles n bits to a wall for that one...' Tejar smirked a bit. 'I have no idea what you're talking about.'
Rolling her eyes she leant into him. 'This is where I track down every last man and woman you've fucked..as character witnesses.' A pointed glare at one of the legendary dicks of the House of Lords. 'let a few of those dark dank places..tell their side.'

Tejar bit back the urge to laugh his balls off. Wait..they were already off and raising cain. Whatever. 'Good luck, but..um...skip the guys..a few are dead..the others..not so sure they'd testify in my favor.' Shrug of shoulders. So he a few disgruntled lovers over withholding..his kibbles n bits from them. Kenya sighed. 'Only you..' Shake of head as she leant her head against his shoulder. 'Yeap.. knew one of these days your dick would be your ruin.'

Tejar grinned a bit. 'Perhaps..but I dare my cock to say it hasn't been one helluva a ride.' A glance at Scribbles who was scrawling furiously over parchment taking notes. Where was the Scribe? Oh..yeah..that's right. The grin grew a bit at the thought. She was still in NY repairing the damage done to her brand new condo, after they'd succombed to a curious powder that brought about their..more base sides..with undeniable results. He truly could literally fuck a body through a wall.

Kenya poked him. 'whatever you're thinking about..its not helping.' Tejar eyed his Kibbles n Bits as it stood erect and began to twitch. Lip curl. 'mmhmm..like I said..its been helluva ride, Kedi.'

[raven]

"If it would please your honor I would like for my lawyer to present me case"
:: Shadow appeared in the court room and stood before Judge Shelldon: " your honor I will not waste to much of the courts time but just state the facts of this matter...all here know just how powerful magic can be and let us be honest over the years a hell of a lot of magic has been thrown around. during the course of these years because of such Mr Kibble here has become self aware...given life so to speak and as a living being is entitled to all the rights of any other living being .My client has developed thought,speech,feeling a mind..and has the right to fight for his right of self-determination in order not to be declared the property of Tejar Kabal.he is a sentient being with the choice to resign from Tejar Kabal and to refuse to undergo any more abuse. " Shadow looks slowly around the court room as he spoke :: no matter what he may be or look like Mr Kibbles is alive .and being such has the right of anyone of you here today to live that life as he see's fit. For us dragons all life has meaning and value. your asking my client to give up his life . and keep this in mind ...like it or not Mr Kibbles became a member of the House the moment he became self aware..by House law no one may kill another member of the house ...if you force Mr. Kibbles to rejoin with Mr. Kabal you would snuff out his life. " :: he turns to Tejar :: and I would like to point out over the years from his own mouth Mr. Kabal here has preached to the lord of the house Raven how everyone has the right to live...case in point when Raven attacked New York ...Mr. Kabal was very livid on the point of how precious life is and no one has the right to determine another's fate and destroy innocent life's . And that is what my client is ...a innocent."
:: Shelldon hung on every word writing down notes and from time to time gave a nod.when Shadow was done he looked over to Tejar and held up a sign ..yea he was so still not ready to resort to speaking words yet ." you may state your case Mr. Kabal.